Famous people say the stupidest things, over 650 quotes from celebrities who probably thought they were being quite intelligent and the time… but just ended up giving us all a good laugh. *Think you’re funnier; then submit your own jokes for inclusion in the app and get the credit too. *Warning, these jokes contain swearing and topics of an adult nature and as such are intended only for grown ups. Please do not download if you easily offend you will only get upset* *New jokes added weekly *Submit your own joke for inclusion in the app. *Move to SD card (android 2.2+ only.) *This app will remember were you are up to even if you turn off your phone or update the app *Share with SMS/Email *Random joke button *Hold the left arrow to go back to the start *Hold the right arrow to go to the end *Link to developer’s other apps in the market *Change the size of the text *Change the color of the text *Change the style of the text *Change the background *Rate the app Examples of what's inside (jokes are not censored in the app): "I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada." Britney Spears, Pop Singer "These people haven't seen the last of my face. If I go down, I'm going down standing up." Chuck Person, NBA Basketball player "There is Brendan Foster, by himself, with 20,000 people" David Coleman, Sportscaster "The doctors X-rayed my head and found nothing." Dizzy Dean explaining how he felt after being hit on the head by a ball in the 1934 World Series. "The FA are still optimistic about England's bid to stage the World Cup in twenty thousand and six." Peter Snow, BBC2 anchorman N.B. Permissions are required by the Ad networks, which keep the app free. *****Disclaimer*****
VERSION HISTORY
- Version 3.3.4 posted on 2018-05-03
Small bug fix - Version 3.3.3 posted on 2013-03-06
3.3.3 Small bug fix,3.3.2 Code update,3.3.1 Menu updated, info button changed to menu.,3.3.0 Menu graphics added, report jokes for offensive content, bad spelling or because its a repeat.,3.2.7 New Jokes Added,3.2.6 New Jokes Added,3.2.5 Small bug fix,3.2.3 Loads up faster, improved layout for larger screens, other small updates.,3.2.2 New Jokes Added,3.2.1 Welcome screen bug fix,3.1.1 New Jokes Added,3.1.0 New Jokes Added,... - Version 2.5 posted on 2011-06-20
Several fixes and updates
Program Details
- Category: Home & Hobby > Recreation
- Publisher: APPsolutely Fabulous
- License: Free
- Price: N/A
- Version: 3.3.4
- Platform: android