Ask Guru Joe 1.42

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Will he marry you? Will she? From questions regarding life to those curiosities at work, the Guru is in the house waiting to peer into his Ball of Mystics just for you! Just enter your question when prompted and the Guru will peer deep into his ball for the answers you seek. Sometimes they're insightful, sometimes a little sketchy, just don't swear - Guru Joe isn't fond of the foul tongued knowledge seeker. Further details along with special copies for Webmasters can be found on the Ask Guru Joe product page. Difficulty: All Ages. Note: Ask Guru Joe is for entertainment purposes only!

VERSION HISTORY

  • Version 1.42 posted on 2007-11-30
    Bug fix release.

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